I wonder if it does that every time?

oyassan:

dragonagestuff:

impressioniste:

Dragon Age II Source Audio Easter Eggs

In the same archive where the ‘Donkey in the Spoon Drawer’ clip came from, there’s a bunch of other (seemingly) gag lines that were also recorded, probably as random silliness, after all the ‘serious’ battle cries and screams and grunts and groans and death rattles were done (that’s what the archive MOSTLY contains).

The audio clip contains the following, spliced together:

Male Lines:

• You’ve stolen my face!
• There’s a donkey in the spoon drawer!
• Stop looking at me! Stop it!
• I’ll eat your toes!
• Help me kill this one. I’ll give you its eyes!
• This isn’t letting me cut them! I want to cut them!
• It tingles me!
• Stuck! Maybe if I cut off my foot!
• I want to go home now.
• There’s red stuff coming out of me…
• Who rides the pale horse now!
• Bad mage! Bad mage!

Female Lines:

• You’ve stolen my face!
• There’s a donkey in the spoon drawer!
• Stop looking at me! Stop it!
• I’ll eat your toes!
• Help! This one is going to eat me!
• Regroup! We goop! Pea soup!
• This fish isn’t working!
• Magic juice!
• This is hard.
• They want my ears! Don’t let them get my ears!
• You aren’t moving. Are you sleeping?
• Got my face back!
• Smush the sparkly one!
• Archers can’t aim without their eyes! Pluck them out!
• I’m running away!

WHA-

oh dear lord

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